MOTHERFUCKING KPOP UP IN THIS BITCH
CAPSLOCK IS LAW AND SWEARING IS THE FUCKING BEST
SUBMIT TO ME SOME FUCKING VIDEOS OR PICTURES AND I WILL CAPSLOCK ALL OVER THAT SHIT LIKE SOME SORT OF FUCKING REVIEW EXCEPT BETTER
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
YOU BETTER GET YOUR DAMN BRAIN CHECKED BITCH. DON’T HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE, PUT THAT SHIT DOWN AND PAY ATTENTION.
YOU SEE THAT FLY MOTHERFUCKER WITH THE FLUFFY HAIR? THAT’S MOTHERFUCKING LEE TAEMIN, BITCH. AND IF YOU DON’T SEE HIM WITH THAT SEXY AS FUCK BITCH GLARE THEN SIT YOUR ASS THE FUCK DOWN WHILE I GET YOU A FUCKING OPTICIAN YOU DUMB FUCK. DAMN.
THAT SEXY BITCH HAS ALL THE NOONAS COMING TO THE FUCKING YARD FOR HIS MILKSHAKE, AND FUCK ME, DO BITCHES LOVE MILKSHAKE. HE WORKS THAT SHIT LIKE NO OTHER FUCKING MAKNAE COULD. GYRATING LIKE A PRO. HE CAN SWITCH ON HIS GODLIKE AEGYO POWERS WHENEVER THE FUCK HE WANTS AND NOONAS ALL OVER THE WORLD LOSE THEIR FUCKING PANTIES. NOT TO FUCKING MENTION HE HAS FLAMING CHARISMA, ALMIGHTY KEY AND HIS MOTHERFUCKING LEADER HYUNG AT HIS FEET. HE RUNS THIS SHIT. GODDAMN.
OH LOOK. ITS YONG JUN-FUCKING-HYUNG. HE’S THAT SEXY RAPPER FROM BEAST. HE CANT EVEN KEEP HIS DAMN TONGUE IN HIS MOUTH FOR FIVE FUCKING SECONDS. AND YEA, YOU KNOW YOU LIKE IT. YOU WOULDN’T EVEN BE ABLE TO HANDLE HIS GODDAMN SEX STARES. THIS BAD ASS MOTHER FUCKER FEATURES IN ALOT OF SONGS BECAUSE ALL THE GIRLS WANT HIM. WHEN HIS FUCKING TATTOO PEAKS OUT OF HIS SHIRT, YOU’LL FUCKING GO WILD.
KIM ELI: KEVIN ENTHUSIAST/ BAD-ASS M.C.
YO YO YO~~~
ALL YOU SUCKA MC’S ARE ALL ABOUT TO CRY,
ONCE I LAY DOWN DEM HARD BEATS ‘CAUSE MY NAME’S KIM ELI.
FROM U-KISS, I’M A RAPPER.
BUT FORGET WHAT YA HEARD, ‘CAUSE I AIN’T ANY BIRD.
CAW-CAW-CAW I’M A PIGEON YA HEARD-I’M KIM ELI.
I GOT BEATS ON MY SKILLS AND KEVIN ON MY THIGH,
BUT YOU AIN’T GOT SHIT ON ME, SO DON’T EVEN TRY.
PEOPLE THINK I’M STRAIGHT, AND PEOPLE THINK I’M BI,
BUT THE NEXT TIME YOU SEE ME KEVIN WILL BE LIKE “OOOOOOOO ELIIII~~~”Happy Holidays everyone!
reblogging again and deleting old one since this looks nicer
REBLOGGING THIS HERE BECAUSE THIS IS MY TUMBLR AND I DO WHAT I WANT
(Source: kyungjaelisonsmoved)
SORRY LIFE HAS BEEN KICKING MY ASS
BUT WE GOT SUBMISSIONS SO AS LONG AS PEOPLE SEND US STUFF, WE’LL POST THEM. HOPEFULLY WE’LL WRITE SOME MORE SOON.
MINDF*CK
YES YES YOU SEE THIS FUCKING MAN HERE!? YOU SEE HIM!!!!????? THIS MAN IS A MINDFUCK ON SO MANY FUCKING LEVELS… NOT ONLY DOES HE MENTALY FUCK YOU, HE MAKES YOUR FUCKING PANTIES WET. ALL YOU NOONAS AND DONGSAENGS THIS HUNK OF FUCKING SEX MAN RIGHT HERE IS TAEYANG, FORMALLY KNOWN AS DONG YOUNG-BAE. THIS MAN IS NOT AS MOTHERFUCKING INNOCENT AS HE MAY SEEM WITH HIS CUTE FUZZYASSED POOCH, IT IS A TRAP MY LADIES…
YOU WANT PROOF?!?! PROOF THIS MAN IS A TRAP? THIS MAN WIT A SMILE THAT IS AS RADIANT AS 1000 FLAMIN’ SUNS? WHOS SOLAR POWER FEEDS OUR HEARTS WITH WARMTH… YOU SEE LOOK THE FUCK DOWNLOW ALRIGHT?! HE IS GONNA MAKE YOUR PANTIES SOAKED WITH THE WAY HE MOVES THOSE BLOODY HIPS!
PROOF #1:
PROOF #2:
PROOF #3
I KNOW YOU WAS THINKING, “LOOK AT THIS NICE MAN MA HES GOOD HUSBAND MATERIAL!” WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING LADIES… THIS MAN WILL BE A GOOD HUSBAND TO YOU, HE WILL FUCK YOU LEFT RIGHT AND CENTER WITH THOSE HIPS OF HIS. I KNOW THEY SAY ASIANS HAVE SMALL FUCKING WEENERS BUT ITS NOT HOW MUCH YOU HAVE, ITS WHAT THE FUCK YOU DO WITH IT THAT COUNTS! THIS MAN IS SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED. 22 AND STILL A FUCKING VIRGIN, BUT YOU LOOK HOW HE HUMPS THAT FLOOR AND HOW HE THRUSTS THAT FUCKIN’ MUSCULAR PELVIS. HE IS GONNA MAKE YOU HAVE LITTLE “BAEBAES” BIATCHES BECAUSE ONCE HE IS YOUR HUSBAND, YOU AIN’T EVER GONNA FUCKIN’ WALK RIGHT EVER AGAIN…
LOLOL MY ATTEMPT EXTREME KPOP OTL… WRITE IN FUCKING CAPS BITCHES!
T.O FUCKING P
STOP THE FUCKING PRESS. LOOK AT THIS FLY-ASS MOTHERFUCKER GODDAMN. HE IS MOTHERFUCKING T.O.P. LOOKING ALL PIMP AND SHIT WITH HIS FUCKING BADASS MOTHERFUCKER FACE. HE’S THE CLASSIEST FUCKING PIMP IN ALL KOREA. HE GOT BITCHES LOSING THEIR SHIT OVER THAT SEXY FUCKING GLARE HE DOES. DAMN. SHIT IMPREGNATES THROUGH THE FUCKING SCREEN. BETTER LOCK UP YO WIVES AND YO DAUGHTERS, LORD FUCKING HELP US.
WAIT, WHAT’S THAT? DAMN RIGHT HE KISSED FUCKING BOYS ON TV FOR BIGBANG’S COMEBACK SHOW. HE’S A FUCKING CLASS A+ ACTOR. HE GOT THEM NATURAL SMOKEY EYES AND BITCHES LOVE NATURAL SMOKEY EYES. DAMN. YOU WON’T FIND A RAPPER AS SEXY AS THIS DOUBLE COMBO, ESPRESSO DRINKING MOTHERFUCKER.
GOOD LORD HERE’S ANOTHER FUCKING ONE WAY POST BUT YOU BITCHES CAN’T EVEN HATE BECAUSE THEY ARE UNDENIABLY TALENTED MOTHERFUCKERS
LOOK AT THESE BITCHES MADE A CD AND PUT IN A BOX AND PRESENT IT TO YOU I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE SHIT THEY’RE DOING BUT IT’S DAMN CUTE
THEN THESE BITCHES PUNCH YOU IN THE OVARIES WITH FUCKING ‘MAGIC’, LOOKING LIKE FLAWLESS BITCHES
SHIT THIS FUCKERS DON’T EVEN NEED TO DO ANYTHING AND YOU’RE WISHING THEY’D ‘SPELL THEIR MAGIC’ ALL OVER YOUR FACE
THEN ALL OF SUDDEN THESE FUCKERS DOUBLETIME YOUR ASS WITH ‘RAINY DAYS’ AND IT’S A RAINY ASS DAY IN MY PANTIES RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
YOU WISH YOUR IDOLS WERE HALF AS TALENTED AS THESE FUCKERS HOLY CHRIST ON A CRACKER
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS AMAZING FUCKING VIDEO?
I THINK THIS IS SOME EMOTIONAL ASS SHIT I GOT FUCKING CREYS ALL OVER THE PLACE
AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN THIS BITCH GOES INTO FUCKING BEAST MODE AND KICKS DOWN DOORS AND KNOCKS OUT WHORES AND SHIT AND THEN SHE GETS SORRY AGAIN AND THEN SHE GETS ANGRY AGAIN SHIT MAKE UP YOUR MIND
THIS BITCH IS A BADASS MOTHERFUCKER SHE KILLED THAT PRICK WITH FUCKING BUBBLES IF THAT AIN’T SKILL I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ON YOUR DASH?
OH NOTHING JUST POSSIBLY THE BEST SHIT YOU’VE EVER SEEN IN YOUR LIFE.
THIS IS GD&TOP’S NEW MUSIC VIDEO (ANOTHER ONE? THESE ARE SOME EFFICIENT ASS MOTHERFUCKERS) FOR KNOCK OUT
I CAN’T EVEN EXPLAIN HOW MUCH THIS VIDEO BLOWS MY MIND IT’S LIKE HAVING FIFTEEN ORGASMS AT THE SAME TIME WHILE EATING YOUR FAVORITE FOOD AND HAVING YOUR BIAS CONFESS HIS/HER LOVE FOR YOU
THIS VIDEO IS BEAUTIFUL AND MASCULINE AND CATCHY AND COLORFUL AND ARTISTIC AND FLAWLESS JUST SHIT, GUYS. SHIT. THIS IS PERFECTION IN 3 AND A HALF MINUTES JUST WATCH IT I CAN’T EXPLAIN THIS
I BET IN FIVE MINUTES AFTER WATCHING THIS YOU’RE GOING TO BE LIKE “THIS IS DOUBLE DOUBLE DOUBLE DOUBLE COMBO BUBBLE BUBBLE…. DAMN YOU GTOP!”
HOLY CHRIST LOOK AT THIS CUTE LITTLE BITCH
THIS FUCKER HAS ALREADY HAD A POST ABOUT HIM BUT GODDAMNIT HE’S GETTING ANOTHER ONE
LOOK AT HIS PRETTY LITTLE FACE. JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT YOU COULDN’T GET UGLIER, THIS LITTLE SHIT POPS UP AND SHOWS YOU, YES. YES YOU CAN BE UGLIER.
HIS HAIR IS ALL BLEACHED THE FUCK OUT AND IT WOULD BE UGLY ON ANYONE ELSE BUT JESUS CHRIST YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO DEVASTATE HIS FRAIL BODY
BUT BE CAREFUL NOONAS (AND HYUNGS. I SEE YOU.) THIS BITCH IS ONLY 17 INTERNATIONALLY AND STILL THE PERFECT PICTURE OF INNOCENCE AND EVEN LOOKING AT HIM THE WRONG WAY WILL LAND YOU IN JAIL
BUT SHIT I KNOW I’D ROT IN JAIL JUST FOR A CHANCE TO HIT THAT LIKE THE FIST OF AN ANGRY GOD AND YOU KNOW YOU WOULD TOO
